Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Polar Vortex captured the entire nation's attention this week with record-breaking low temperatures. With most people cooped up at home, there wasn't much to do -- except tweet. Eliza Bayne was a bit skeptical about the whole thing: "I won't believe there's a Polar Vortex until it becomes a seasonal latte flavor at Starbucks." Hurricane Pumpkin Spice doesn't sound too bad to us.

While some were concerned, Jenna Kim Jones was inspired by the cold weather when she tweeted, "$10 says Polar Vortex is #1 baby name in 2014." Watch out North West, Polar Vortex might dethrone you.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Relationship status: pizza delivery guy told me to put some trousers on.

— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) January 10, 2014

How many Americans do you know who pronounce it "DownTOWN Abbey" haha we are classless and savage

— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 6, 2014

I just bought workout leggings online so I guess this is what christy turlingtons life is like. Also I'm eating marshmallow ice cream.

— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) January 6, 2014

Adulthood is hoping no one ever calls you on the phone.

— Pomegrenede (@Pomegrenede) January 4, 2014

Polar Vortex is when you do a naked polar bear swim and then you bone someone immediately after, as I understand it.

— Negin Farsad (@NeginFarsad) January 6, 2014

The Bachelor could also be called, "Fuck You, Bechdel Test."

— Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) January 7, 2014

Just shaved my legs for the first time since last year. Line forms to the left, gentlemen.

— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) January 8, 2014

My 4am paper delivery guy's car has no muffler.
In case you were wondering how you end up with a "nemesis."

— Amy Vansant (@KidFreeLiving) January 8, 2014

LIFE HACK: when someone says 'it's so cold' during the polar vortex, reply with 'No, Rose, you're gonna die an old woman warm in your bed.'

— Ella Ceron (@ellaceron) January 7, 2014

$10 says Polar Vortex is #1 baby name in 2014.

— Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) January 7, 2014

So sad my grandparents are dead. Grandpa would've so enjoyed calling Grandma "the ol' polar vortex."

— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) January 7, 2014

Girls at parties love Nabokov & Terry Southern & Confederacy of Dunces & Beat poets & I like Edith Wharton and it's like record scratch

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 5, 2014

It's too bad we live in such a male driven society, because I just wrote the best tampon joke.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) January 8, 2014

Pretty disappointed to find out I'm not in Forbes' "30 under 30" list. Also pretty disappointed to find out I'm not "under 30."

— EricaOyama (@EricaOyama) January 8, 2014

I'm fairly sure that if I got one of those operating systems from Her the voice would just be a Jewish mother telling me to get back to work

— Rachel Syme (@rachsyme) January 9, 2014

Relationship status:
I think I want this pizza to meet my parents.

— Jayne Wright (@jaynecomplains) January 9, 2014

You guys- if you call someone a "loser" but you spell it "looser," you lose.

— Sarah Colonna (@sarahcolonna) January 9, 2014

Lifetime movies have taught me to frame a person for murder.

— molly (@Molly_Kats) January 9, 2014

*Tokyo drifts perfectly into place in the Taco Bell drive thru*

— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) January 8, 2014

Guess how many meatballs I can eat. How many do you have.

— Shelby (@smelbz) January 7, 2014

Welcome back to the America's Sweetheart: Fight To The Death Edition. Jennifer Lawrence is here with her charm, Anna Kendrick has a cup.

— Amber (@Amburglar_) January 8, 2014

Could only find a b-squad bra when I got ready this morning and it's fucking ruining my day. #lady #problems

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 9, 2014

I synced mine and my husband's calendars on iCloud and he keeps adding event alerts like 'take off bra'.

— Li'l Edie Surly (@JennyPentland) January 8, 2014

The drive-thru teller at the bank was so overly friendly that I wonder if she's in a hostage situation.

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) January 8, 2014

Yes, non-Americans replying to my tweet about freezing temperatures. I am aware of this Celsius you speak of. He was in Hufflepuff, yes?

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 8, 2014

I won't believe there's a Polar Vortex until it becomes a seasonal latte flavor at Starbucks

— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 6, 2014

next time some creepy guy asks me what i like in bed i'm just gonna be honest and say "my computer and old takeout boxes".

— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) January 9, 2014