#RuinAWeddingIn5Words: These Could Make Or Break Your Wedding Day

Weddings are stressful: you've got the bride who's been wired since 6am (and is currently freaking out over a stray curl), the best man who's trying to remain calm (but is secretly pulling his hair out about the impending speech) and the groom who is just taken aback by the sheer enormity of the event - and not to mention the cost.

But while some weddings can be ruined by a cascade of bad things, some manage to undo the happy occasion a lot quicker.

The #RuinAWeddingIn5Words hashtag sets out to find the most inappropriate things to say at a wedding. And, we have to admit, these guys have done Twitter proud.

*Makes a mental note to cull them from any future wedding invitations*

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words The cake is gluten free

— CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) January 27, 2015

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words "I, Ross, take thee, Rachel." pic.twitter.com/b5RErwYP4s

— sera evans (@prodigyanakin) January 27, 2015

Honey, I'm not really pregnant. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) January 27, 2015

I do... have athlete's foot. @midnight #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Josh McDermitt (@JoshMcDermitt) January 27, 2015

best man my parole officer #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Robert (@Noodle_killer) January 27, 2015

I preferred my last wedding.. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Craig Bell (@Ambraneri) January 27, 2015

I outlived all my exes #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Judy Hall (@jkhall711) January 27, 2015

Do you take-

i'm vegan

#RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Dan (@ehdannyboy) January 27, 2015

Wait, you mean FOREVER forever?
#RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 27, 2015

The. Fedora. Is. Staying. On. @midnight #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— PÄŮŁÝ ÇÂŞÏĽŁĄŠ (@PaulyPeligroso) January 27, 2015

Fourth Time is the Charm #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Steve H (@NotScubaSteve) January 27, 2015

We have the same uncle?!
@midnight #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Kate Cornell (@KateCornell) January 27, 2015

Red wine on white dress #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Kasia ツ (@Kaasssh) January 27, 2015

Why not have McDonalds cater? #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— Kate Cornell (@KateCornell) January 27, 2015

Best man burping out speech. #RuinAWeddingIn5Words @midnight

— jenniedelicious (@jenniedelicious) January 27, 2015

Wait, is *that* your sister?! @midnight #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— Steven M Jones (@_smj) January 27, 2015

RELEASE THE MAN-EATING BEES!!! #RuinAWeddingIn5Words

— ANDY Clark (@andyclark20142) January 27, 2015

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